I didn't create anything on the media page!

It's simply stuff that I've collected over years of poking at the internet's soft underbelly, and seeing what falls out. It's stuff that I think is entertaining in some way--funny, profound, horrifying, inspirational, beautiful, sometimes all of those things at the same time.

There is no porn here (or even any nudity). The internet has approximately a bajillion porn sites, and the porn fairy doesn't need my help. However, there is some mildly mature content here (e.g. violent, suggestive, rude, horrifying, foul, pick an adjective). Sorry about that.

Oh, wait, no I'm not.

NSFW (not-safe-for-work) stuff on the media page (and the various pages to which it links) is clearly labelled as such, and I was incredibly conservative when I made the call re: what is and isn't safe.

If you click on something, and are fired from your job and end up a desperate and hopeless addict living in a grimy back alley fighting with rats and rabid strays and giving handjobs to the homeless for crack money, that is not my fault.

I've long since lost track of the origins of the vast majority of the stuff linked from the media page. If you created something linked here, and can provide convincing proof and want me to credit you for it, I'll be happy to do that. If you would prefer that I remove it instead, I will do that, and also probably make fun of you for being lame.


The Doom and Quake games are registered trademarks of id Software. Portal 2 is a registered trademark of Valve Software. The Trackmania games are registered trademarks of Nadeo Software. All these games have all rights reserved. Use of any and all programs downloaded from this site is at the downloader's risk. This site is copyright Patrick J. Williams 2000 2013, other than the various contents of the Media Page which are the sole responsibility of various Creative and/or Crazy People On The Internet.