I didn't create anything on the media page!
It's simply stuff that I've collected over years of poking at the internet's soft
underbelly, and seeing what falls out. It's stuff that I think is entertaining in
some way--funny, profound, horrifying, inspirational, beautiful, sometimes all of
those things at the same time.
There is no porn here (or even any nudity). The internet has approximately a bajillion
porn sites, and the porn fairy doesn't need my help. However, there is
some mildly mature content here (e.g. violent, suggestive, rude, horrifying, foul,
pick an adjective). Sorry about that.
Oh, wait, no I'm not.
NSFW (not-safe-for-work) stuff on the media page
(and the various pages to which it links) is clearly labelled as such, and I
was incredibly conservative when I made the call re: what is and isn't safe.
If you click on something, and are fired from your job and end up a desperate and hopeless
addict living in a grimy back alley fighting with rats and rabid strays and
giving handjobs to the homeless for crack money, that is not my fault.
I've long since lost track of the origins of the vast majority of the stuff linked from the
media page. If you created something linked here, and can provide
convincing proof and want me to credit you for it, I'll be happy to do that. If you would prefer
that I remove it instead, I will do that, and also probably make fun of you for being lame.